Summer Movie Guide 2009

Version 2— Comedy/ Romantic Comedies

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Intro Stand-Up	What’s up guys? Ben Lyon’s here in the heart of the entertainment universe kickin’ it on Hollywood Boulevard. We are in front of the famous Mann’s Chinese theater for good reason, to bring you Big… Blockbuster… Movies. We’re giving you the sequel to the Da Vinci Code. Sandra Bullock is still hot in her 40’s. And Badass Johnnie Depp teams up with Badder-ass Christian Bale in “Public Enemies.” Action, Comedy, Romance… we’ve got 15 films to keep you cool on those sizzlin’ summer nights. Let’s get to it.
Title GFX	E! SUMMER MOVIE SPECIAL
ACTION STANDUP	Huge sets, dangerous stunts, and bruising fights… these are the things that keep you adrenalin junkies coming back for more. After “The Dark Knight” rocked moviegoers one year ago, action films have big shoes to fill. Hugh Jackman puts the claws back on and my boy, Shia LaBeouf, takes on a new set of robot villains. Oh man, it’s going to be awesome. Plus, who does Daniel Radcliffe want to see playing a grown up Harry Potter? You might be surprised.
GFX In	TBD
Comedy Stand-Up	I think Daniel may be stretching it with Johnnie Depp. Well, summer wouldn’t be complete without a whole new batch of hilarious comedies. Funny men reign supreme as I got to hang out on set with Jack Black; Who doesn’t love Seth Rogen. And oh yeah, there’s a new animation from a tiny group called Pixar.
(Clip) jack eating forbidden fruit, being banished	JACK BLACK TAKES US BACK TO BIBLICAL TIMES IN YEAR ONE. Michael: That’s the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Jack: It has sort of a knowledgy taste. Michael: Yea, does it have a sort of forbidden taste? Cuz that’s what it is. Horacio: You’re cursed man. You better get out of here. Jack: I’m going. I’m gonna start a new tribe. It’s going to be 10 times better. It will be called muscle tribe of danger and excellence. So who’s with me? Michael: Oh shooting star, that’s the best.
(Clip) desert shots, riding on back of donkey trailer (Clip) jack telling cera they have a destiny.	WITH SUPERBAD MICHAEL CERA AS HIS WINGMAN, THEY SET OUT TO FULFILL THEIR DESTINIES. Michael: that’s Ximena Jack: We have to figure out a way to rescue her. Jack: We have an incredible destiny.
(Clip) Paul Rudd/ David Cross	BUT AS ROAD TRIPS USUALLY GO, YOU OFTEN MEET SOME INTERESTING CHARACTERS. Paul Rudd: This is my brother Cain. I am called Abel. David Cross: You are called Suck.
(Clip) Roman armors (Clip) Jack’s woman	AND GET CAUGHT UP IN SOME STRANGE EVENTS. Jack: That’s Ximena! Jack: We have a destiny. Jack Black Girl: I want you to enter the holy of holys. Jack Black: That’s a coincidence, because I want you to sit on the poly of polys.
(Clip) Bts of set (Clip) Jack interview	WHEN I HUNG OUT WITH JACK ON SET, HE FELT A BOND TO THE ANCIENT MAN. Jack Black: He’s a searcher, a wanderer and a guy that is thinking about the big questions in life. And that resonates with me. Although I may seem like a clown, I think deep thoughts a lot of the time. I’m always wondering what’s going on in this strange land we call earth.
(Clip) house breaking from ground [UP transitional clip]	Carl: Blahssstttttt….
(Clip) house breaks from the ground.	PIXAR’S LATEST ANIMATION WONDER IS RISING ABOVE THE EARTH IN A SURE TO BE HIT FILM, UP.
(Clip) Carl rolling up the sails to the house.	THIS TIME PIXAR PUTS THEIR IMAGINEERING 3D SKILLS TO CREATE A CURMUDGEON NAMED CARL.
(Clip) Carl/ Russell stowaway	THERE’S ONLY ONE PROBLEM. RUSSELL! Russell: Hi Mr. Fredericksen, please let me in. Carl: No! Carl: All right.
(Clip) Russell complaining	WILL HE BECOME A NUISANCE TO CARL’S LIFELONG DREAMS OF ADVENTURE? Russell: I have to go to the bathroom. Carl: I asked you about that 5 minutes ago. Russell: I didn’t have to go then! (flop) Carl: If you don’t get up soon, the tigers will get you. Russell: There are no tigers in South America. Zoology! Carl: Oh for Pete’s sake.
(Clip) Cannes Film Festival signage (Clip) Monsters Inc, Cars, Finding Nemo, Ratat	IT’S THE FIRST ANIMATION PICTURE TO EVER PREMIERE AT THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, BUT INSIDERS WORRY IT WON’T BE THE COMPUTER GENERATED CASH COW LIKE THEIR OTHER FILMS. MY OPINION? IT WON’T BE A PROBLEM.
(Clip) Adam on stage. [Transitional clip]	Adam: One night stands are tough. And I’m not great at sex. At the end of every time, I gotta look at them and go “hey, I normally do better than that.” Girlfriends are so much better. You finish up and you say, “well, you know.” That’s how I do it.
(Clips) Adam on stage or movie poster (Clip) Seth/ Jonah bts interview	ADAM SANDLER STANDS FOR COMEDY PLAYING A SUCCESSFUL STAND UP COMEDIAN IN HIS NEW FILM, FUNNY PEOPLE. AND BEHIND THE SCENES, CO STARS SETH ROGEN AND JONAH HILL REVEAL THE STRUGGLES OF COMEDIC LIFE. Seth: my guy works as a deli, so he does not make that much money at all. You seem to make a living doing comedy. Jonah: Yea, I think I am just on the cusp of not having another job besides standup. Like Seth’s characters is like the least talented performer, of the three of us, I’m kindaof the best stand up and Schwartzman is on a sitcom.
(Clip) Seth on stage.	SETH PLAYS A WANNABE COMIC THAT LIVES UP TO BE SANDLER. Seth: It’s very hard to be romantic with women when you live on a pull out couch. Once those two little legs come down, you know it’s on right? Adam: I enjoyed your set. Maybe you could write me some jokes.
Doc shot (Clips) Adam telling Seth he’s dying (Clip) Adam/ Seth at restaurant	BUT NOT EVERYTHING IS A LAUGHING MATTER. Adam: I’m gonna tell you something, but I don’t want you to get all weird on me…I’m dying. Adam: Are you crying right now? Seth: I don’t think I am. Adam: You’re going to start with the noise. Seth: (slobbering) Adam: people are going to think I just broke up with you.
(Clip) Adam pines for Laurie	THE ONE THING LEFT TO DO IS GET THE GIRL THAT GOT AWAY. Laurie Mann: This is my husband. Adam: You think he’s a nice guy? Laurie: ? Eric: Don’t mock me. I don’t appreciate. Laurie: Visiting massage parlor. Eric: I explained that. Laurie: You go for a rub and tug? Seth: What accent is that. Laurie: Oy.
(Clip) Judd red carpet	ON THE SET, APATOW DISHED THE DIRT ON SHOOTING FUNNY PEOPLE. Judd: In my head as I’m here, I think protect yourself from the editing room. Get extra jokes.
(Clip) Montage of happy scenes (Clip) Fighting	I RECOMMEND YOU SEE IF THEY’VE DONE THE JOB RIGHT. I BET YOU THEY HAVE. Seth: This job is not at all what I thought it would be. (fighting) Eric: Fight like a man. Adam: I don’t know how to fight. I’m a comedian.
(Clip) Matt Lauer intvs Will [Transitional clip]	Will: It boils down to two simple words: Matt: Renewable bio-fuel. Will: Close. Time Warp Matt: You’re serious about this. Will: I am deadly serious about this.
(Clip) Red carpet Will Farrell (Clip) Matt Lauer intvs Will	FUNNY MAN WILL FARRELL HAS A SERIOUS PROBLEM IN HIS NEXT FILM, LAND OF THE LOST. Will: You’re just starting to sound like an idiot. This interview is over.
(Clip) waterfall (Clip) Pics Danny McBride/ Annie Friel	SO WHEN HE, HIS ASSISTANT AND MACHO MAN SIDEKICK GET SUCKED INTO A THIRD DIMENSION, THE DOC’S GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE. Anna: Marshall? I think you should come take a look at this? Do you realize what this means? Will: Yea, Matt Lauer can suck it!
(Clip) Montage (Clip) Walking around (Clip) In cave	ONLY PROBLEM? HOW TO GET BACK WHEN THEY’RE SO LOST? Danny: Did we go back in time and space? Will: It’s the only alternative universe you’ll ever experience. Will: it’s a world of monkey people, lizard people, mysterious creatures and dinosaurs. Danny: we’re going to die out here.
(Clip) TRex behind Will.	ADAPTED FROM THE CULT CLASSIC 1974 AMERICAN TV SERIES, WHACKY WILY WILL IS SURE TO MAKE IT EVEN KOOKIER. Will: He’s right behind me isn’t he? I knew it. I’m trying to be still. I don’t think it’s working.
Break Outro 1	Gotta love Will Farrell. Coming up, Brad Pitt, Sandra Bullock, and the sequel to the Da Vinci Code. Plus who sets sparks flying with Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl?
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Romantic Comedy Stand-Up	Welcome back to “E!’s Summer Movie Special.” What a view of the legendary Hollywood sign! We’ve felt the action, laughed at the comedy. How about a little romance for the ladies? (aside) I love Katherine Heigl, so hot.
(Clip) Katherine @ restaurant [Transitional clip]	Katherine: Your profile said you like to drink red wine. Kevin: You printed out my profile? Katherine: Kudos on your comprehensive insurance plan. Kevin: that wasn’t in my profile. Katherine: no, but it was in your background check. Kevin: oh dear god.
(Clip) Red Carpet Katherine. (Clip) Driving shot, Katherine walking in office.	THE NEVER UGLY ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL, KATHERINE HEIGL, PUTS AWAY THE STETHOSCOPE AND RETURNS TO WHAT SHE DOES BEST IN THE UGLY TRUTH. Bree: Morning boss, we’ve got problem. Boss: Before I play this, I should warn you. This guy is a little rough around the edges Gerard: I’m Mike Chadway, and we’re back with The Ugly Truth. No one falls in love with your personality at first sight. Boss: Say hello to our new guest commentator, Mike Chadwick. Gerard: Who’s this delightful creature? Katherine: I’m your producer. Gerard: I like a woman on top.
(Clip) Katherine rolling her eyes. (Clip) Hitting Gerard in the head.	SHE PLAYS A HARD HEADED ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED SHOW PRODUCER THAT WANTS HER NEW TALENT, LADIES MAN, GERARD BUTLER TO HIT THE ROAD. Katherine: I want Mike Chadway to go down in flames. I want Mike Chadway to be nothing but a pile of ash.
(Clip) Gerard falling in jelly. (Clip) Walking (Clip) Katherine/ Gerard desk	BUT WITH RATINGS AS HIGH AS HIS, HOW IS SHE GOING TO GET HIM OUT? Katherine: For your information, not all men are perverts as you are. I happened to meet one last night. He’s a surgeon. Gerard: I know how men operate, I can prove it. If you want it to work out with this guy, you have to do what I say. Katherine: If it doesn’t work? Gerard: Then I will quit. Katherine: You’re that confident? Gerard: (nods) Katherine: All right, deal.
(Clip) montage of several scenes.	HIS CLEVER PLOYS, HOWEVER LEAD TO INTERESTING RESULTS. Gerard: Take the hotdog in your mouth slowly—
(Clip) Katherine kick Gerard. (Clip) Flirting	MAYBE THE UGLY TRUTH WINS HEARTS AFTERALL? Gerard: Will you stop doing that? Katherine: Why? Is it turning you on? Gerard: Maybe
(Clip) Shot of Greece (Clip) Ruins (Clip) Nia complaing [transitional clip]	Nia: I don’t have any friends here. I haven’t had sex in forever. Alex: Forever is a long time.
(Clip) Nia w suitcase (Clip) Nia at balcony (Clip) Nia tour guide intro (Clip) Nia on bus.	INNER TRUTH IS WHAT’S IMPORTANT TO MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING STAR, NIA VARDALOS IN HER NEWEST ROMANTIC COMEDY, MY LIFE IN RUINS. Nia: I came here to reconnect w my soul. Nia: Hello welcome to Greece. I am your tour guide. Nia: Please say hi to Pourkopi. Nia: Oh I’m sorry, he has a nickname he’d rather be known by. Alex: Poupi. Nia: I’m showing tourist ruins they care nothing about.
(Clips) Montage of mishaps (clip) Bts interview	ALTHOUGH IN THE FILM NOTHING EVER GOES RIGHT FOR HER, NIA WON THE APPROVAL TO SHOOT, WHICH IS A START. Nia: The big point of this movie is that we had to get permission to shoot at the Parthenon. It has never been done before…It is a gift and a responsibility to show these beautiful and ancient ruins; And that is the perfect example how My Big Fat Greek Wedding changed my life.
(Clip) Alex touching Nia. (Clip) Dick, Nia at bar. (Clip) montage happy moments.	YET, HERE, IT’S THE PASSENGERS THAT WILL CHANGE HER LIFE. Alex: You’re too busy looking up. Look here. I know I’m touching your chest. Nia: Oh good. Richard: You gotta get in touch with your wild thing. Couples hugging.
(Clip) End bus running into a pole. (Clip) Tom Hanks Rita Wilson red carpet (Clip) Richard/ Rachel/ Nia	WITH LEGENDARY ACTOR RICHARD DREYFUSS AND WINNING THE FAVOR OF ONCE AGAIN TOM HANKS AND RITA WILSON AS PRODUCERS, MY LIFE IN RUINS MAY BE THE ANSWER TO YOUR BROKEN HEART. Richard: He’s a nice guy. Go talk to him. Rachel: Yea, he’s quiet, but I call it mysterious.
(Clip) Office Teaser [Transitional Clip]	Sandra pats Ryan affectionate face. Sandra walks through the office, everyone ducks. Sandra bullies Ryan
(Clip) office Teaser	THE USUALLY SWEET NATURED SANDRA BULLOCK, IS QUITE THE OPPOSITE…,THAT IS, IN HER NEXT FILM, THE PROPOSAL. Sandra: Is that your family? They tell you to quit? Ryan: Every single day.
(Clip) Boss’s office Teaser	SHE PLAYS A TERRIFYING EXECUTIVE THAT IS GIVEN A LESSON IN U.S. IMMIGRATION POLICY. Boss: Your visa application is denied. You’re being deported. Sandra: Deported? Boss: If there is any way at all to make this thing work.
(Clip) Teaser/ Comp Office	HER ASSISTANT MAY BE THE SOLUTION, AND SHE HAS THE PERFECT SCHEME. Sandra: There’s something you should know. We’re getting married. Ryan: Um. We’re getting married?
(Clip) Ryan/ Sandra office/ NYC street Teaser	MR. JOHANNSON, ERR RYAN REYNOLDS, IS GIVEN A CHOICE. Ryan: I’m not going to marry you. Sandra: If you don’t, you’ll be on the street all along alone looking for a job.
(Clips) Comp tape	NOW THEY MUST CONVINCE EVERYBODY…WITHOUT KILLING EACH OTHER. Immigration: Have the two of you told your parents about your secret love. Sandra: We’re going to their place this weekend. Immigration: Where’s that? Ryan: Alaska. Sandra: Aaalaasska. Sandra: Oh my god, what is that? Ryan: It’s the morning. Craig: How can you be around someone that made your life so miserable? Ryan: Sweetie (fighting) Sandra: Honey (hitting) Pillow fight Boat driving/ Sandra falls out.
(Clips) Comp and Teaser	A DANGEROUS PROPOSAL, BUT WHO WOULDN’T STRIKE A DEAL WITH MY GIRL SANDY? Sandra: Why are you naked? Ryan: Why are you wet? Sandra/ Ryan real kiss.
BREAK 2 OUTRO	We’ve got just four huge movies left! And the dark star of last summer’s biggest film is starring in 2 of them. Want to know who’s double dipping this year? I’ll give you a hint… (Swears like Christian Bale “Can I give you a fucking hint?” or play sound bite from on set swear-fest).
Coming Up GFX	TBD
BREAK 2	TBD
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Fresh 4 Stand-Up	Welcome back! We are in front of the Kodak Theater, home to Hollywood’s biggest night, the Oscars. So what better place to preview our biggest films. Angels and Demons, Quentin Tarantino, a new Terminator movie! Are you serious?! Get excited, people! This is your summer Fresh 4.
Angels & Demons	TBD
Inglorious Basterds	TBD
Public Enemies	TBD
Terminator Salvation	TBD
Outro Stand-Up	Now that we’ve shown you a glimpse at the hottest upcoming movies… get to the theater, these movies won’t watch themselves! From the heart of Hollywood, I’m Ben Lyons. See you next time.
Stand-Up Bloopers and Credits	TBD